13 "Best Books" lists combined and condensed into one master best books list, for the benefit of your reading pleasure. 623 of the best books ever written - can you collect them all?
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"I wake ... the touch of that cold object against my penis awakens me."
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"Mr. Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust."
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"A liberty boat full of sleep hung-over sailors came clanging alongside the U.S.S. Northhampton, and a stocky captain in dress whites jumped out to the accommodation ladder."
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"Rattisbon Anno Domini mense decembri mclv Cronicle of Baudolino of the fammily of Aulario."
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"While Pearl Tull was dying, a funny thought occurred to her."
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"I have diligently collected everything I have been able to discover concerning the story of poor Werther, and here present it to you in the knowledge that you will be grateful for it.On 30th..."
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"The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another, his mother called him wild thing. And so he said, "I'll eat you UP!" And so he was sent to bed without eating anything."
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"Sam Vimes sighed when he heard the scream, but he finished shaving before he did anything about it."
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